Under A Anvil Tree

I'm a total wreck when you don't call Fancy me a brand new Newton sitting Under an anvil tree Waiting for an anvil to fall They call me Mr. It's A Big Deal I don't ever go to movies So when I go to movies It's a pretty big fucking deal Flop like a fish on a dock Conk me with a frying pan to make me stop Clothes in a dryer Leaves in the breeze One day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me After dark All bark no bite At night All bite no bark --- Under a Anvil Tree - Fog