How To Skin A Cat

We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 cats Each cat will average 12 kittens a year The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day We figure a daily net profit of over $10,000 Now what shall we feed the cats? We will start a rat ranch next door with 1,000,000 rats The rats will breed 12 times faster than the cats So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats After they have been skinned Now get this, we feed the rats to the cats And the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the cat skins for nothing We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the cat skins for nothing We feed the rats the carcasses of the cats After they have been skinned Now get this, we feed the rats to the cats And the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the cat skins for nothing --- How To Skin A Cat - Hüsker Dü