What a Life

Wasted, ruined, tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this Pasty, dirty, sweaty, faithless, greasy, dirty, smelly, wretched Make it be a whore, a tabloid cliche Nasty, spoiled, deceptive, wrecked Mousey, grungy, deceptive, wrecked [Chorus:] What a life - you wear it like propriety What a life - you do it like you really mean it What a life - I watch it like a scary movie What a life, what a life, what a life STD's, sick, s*x, drug-addled debauchery monger Messy, stringy, pathetic, hopeless, dredgey, stringy, pathetic, hopeless [Chorus] Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, wear it like a trophy Wear it like a badge, wear it like a crown, open like a cut Pick it like a scab, feed it like a dog [Chorus] Wasted, ruined, tragic 'cause it doesn't have to be like this Greasy, dirty, sweaty, smelly Faithless, grungy, pathetic, wretched [Chorus]