Short Fat Fannie

Tired slippin' and slidin' with a Long Tall Sally Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie One day while I was visiting at Heart Break Hotel That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my P's and Q's 'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight Because I was dancing with Mary Lou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fannie she's my heart's desire Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy and I love her still She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her I'm on my P's and Q's 'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight Because I was dancing with Mary Lou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire Short Fat Fannie, well, I love her so I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go --- Short Fat Fannie - Larry Williams