Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back

I want my money back I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Every time I turn it on I burn it up and burn it out It's always something There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee That's what this is all about It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie, and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back! And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules It's not a game, it's just a rout There's desperation (there's desperation) There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping through the the cracks (slipping) Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back! I want my money back I want my money back What about love? It's defective! It's always breaking in half What about s*x?! It's defective! It's never built to really last What about your family? It's defective! All the batteries are shot What about your friends? They're defective! All the parts are out of stock What about hope? It's defective! It's corroded and decayed What about faith? It's defective! It's tattered and it's frayed What about your Gods? They're defective! They forgot the warranty What about your town? It's defective! It's a dead end street to me What about your school? It's defective! It's a pack of useless lies What about your work? It's defective! It's a crock and then you die What about your childhood? It's defective! It's dead and buried in the past What about your future? It's defective! And you can shove it up your ass! Oh, I want my money back (life is a lemon) I want my money back (life is a lemon, life is a lemon) It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Every time I turn it on I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie, and that's a fact Life is a lemon and I want my money back! And we're always slipping through the the cracks (slipping) Then the movie's over-fade to black Life is a lemon and I want my money back! Back, back, back, back, back I want my money back I want my money back (life is a lemon) --- Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Meat Loaf