Don't Get No

Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs It's driving me insane Well, I'm drownin' my fears in cheap American beer I'm lookin' for somebody to blame Head for the mountains, go for the gusto You only go 'round once in life Well, I'm wastin' my time on long drunken drives Makin' up excuses for an angry wife Now I'm cruisin' down I-75 Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs I'm so wasted, I can't see shit And it don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this What in the hell am I doing in this cell? Get drunk and start a fight? Well, one thing's for certain, the way my head is hurtin' Feels like I hit a bus last night Then it all came back, like one big crash Rammin' God's children head-on Well, what can I say, it never happens this way In all those old Red Sovine songs I'm cruisin' down I-75 Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs I'm so wasted, I can't see shit And it don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this, yeah When I was a kid I'd see beer commercials on TV Girls, good times, havin' fun Now I'm outside a Pik-Pak, tryin' to grab a 12-pack Couldn't wait till I was 21 Now I'm only as bold As I'm told by a drunken society Now there's more blood on my can of Bud Than there ever was in me Now I'm cruisin' down I-75 Throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs I'm so wasted, I can't see shit And it don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this It don't get no better than this --- Don't Get No - Nine Pound Hammer