Douchebag

Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be a prick A fake, your parents' greatest mistake You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot Of your high school where you graduated six years ago Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos At the beer pong table where you never lose Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot Of your high school where you graduated six years ago Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot) Drinking Jose all day party in here You drink mad beers Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) You will always be a douchebag (douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag) Dude! (Dude!) I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) Dude! (Dude!) I'm not your bro-o-o-o Dude! (Dude!) I'm not your bro (I'm not your bro) Dude! (Dude!) I'm not your bro-o-o-o --- Douchebag - Patent Pending