The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine

Every morning I've got a new chance I want to land the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance 'Cause he gets to sword fight the duke He kidnaps the queen And you think the score's set but you can't truly see Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine Every morning I pull on them pants Mmm but I don't get out so much since I acquired St. Vitus dance I turn the news on a while I practice my scene You think things are straight but they're not what they seem Til you know the two sides of Monsieur Valentine In his coat and his boots and his blackheart machine No, no one knows the two sides of Monsieur Valentine Every morning I've got a new chance I want to play the part of Eddie in The Stranger Dance He makes love to the duke He sword fights the queen He steals the whole show in his last dying scene No one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine No, no one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine No one sees the two sides of Monsieur Valentine Mmm hmmm mmm hmm hmm hmm --- The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine - Spoon