Stroke The Shaft

Stroke it, smoke it, make it glad It's not that hard Scrub it, rub it, just sing along It's not that hard Say it, pray it, turn on the mic And work it like a child Don't talk to me about wasted youth Like it's going out of style This is a pipe you cannot smoke This is a beast that you may stroke But in a case of emergency Come on and stroke the shaft Stroke the shaft, make it last Not too fast, the head's off limits Grip the staff, alpha-mast Cast a grasp, the head's off limits Scorch it, torch it Make it blaze, man, that was rad Stroke it, don't choke it Just provoke it, man that was bad, bad ass This is a pipe you cannot smoke This is a beast that you may stroke But in a case of emergency Break the glass and stroke the shaft Stroke the shaft, make it last Not too fast, the head's off limits Grip the staff, alpha-mast Cast a grasp, the head's off limits Stroke the shaft, make it last Not too fast, the head's off limits Grip the staff, razzmattazz Alpha-mast, the head's off limits Do you remember too fast for love? We fit together like hand in glove We used to make shit levitate, baby, we were so Gotta get my shaft stroked --- Stroke the Shaft - Turbonegro