I Will Never Be A Star

They're amazing, don't you think? So incredibly talented So many hits on YouTube So many things to live up to They're amazing, don't you think? My two older brothers They've had a wonderful career But I was never asked to join them Oh God, how can it be? Those assholes did not ask me? I will never be a star I will never ever do a concert Never perform with an audience I'll never stand alone on stage I wouldn't have the nerve to do it Guess I would fuck it up anyway I will never be a star I have some tricks up my sleeve How I wish that I can show them I spin a pen around my thumb And then I grab it with my index I want to show it But I know I can't 'Cause the live audience Gives me nerves, here I stand I tremble, I sweat Shivers run down my spine As I stretch out my arm and prepare That's why I'll never be a star I wouldn't know how to move my body I would be stiff as a traffic light I will never be a star I wouldn't know how to top the chorus With lots of smoke going everywhere Okay, listen up everyone! I know you enjoyed my pen trick And it's real easy, you can learn it too Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick" That's what I did! I will never be a star You better believe it 'Cause I mean it I will never be I will never be a star