Cool Guy 5

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- GIRL #5:Hey, honey. SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket? GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing. SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man? SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. GIRL #5:What's that? SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub. GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that. SEAN:You can? GIRL #5:Mm-hmm. SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks. SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up- SEAN:You got to be fucking with mind here. GIRL #5:No, I'm not. COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here. -{Cop hand cuffs Sean- SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?Fuck that shit. GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! -{cop throws sean in back of police car- COP:Just get in the back, asshole. GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck. SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!! PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car- SEAN:WHAT?! PEEPER:Please, piss me. SEAN:NO!!! PEEPER:Just a tinkle. SEAN:Fuck that, keep him away from me. PEEPER:Urine. SEAN:Keep this man away from me. --- Cool Guy 5 - Adam Sandler