You're a Champion

Majestic, you guessed it A natural born winner like Bruce Jenner You can stretch it but the Skinnee J is thinner Tim cues up the tape, but here's a tip Try Latham not Latham We box 'em and we wrap em so Bring these beats with trash can snares Reverse high hats, studio demolition may day It's a J day when we say hey hey Stumpy Johnson sets the pace and we still roll the place Well you just heard the serve, but here's my volley We double up your pleasure, like Bhoutros Bhoutros Gahli So forget about your first and second guesses And if you want to join the circle, just order breakfast Pass the baton to the next and run along Try a mile in my shoes and get used to the phenomenon On and on like a triathlon Step to podium, who's the real champion You're a champion Here I goes, I flows like a nose in January Fuck it drop the bomb like the bucket at the prom in Carrie Swing like a chimp, slam like champ When I grow fat and old they're gonna put me on a postage stamp I take chances, I never take shorts I grab the microphone just for the sport like soccer Dribble up the middle and I rock ya From Cape Town to uptown I'm burning like Vodka on your tongue When I brung poetry like Suess When Horton heard me, they agreed to turn him loose My cup runeth over with the versus til they spilling I like to rhyme like Michael loves children I kick the rhymes like Pele From the outside I'm a striker Stronger than caffeine I make the hyped get hyper My pythons are vipers, my optics fibers I'll throw you to the mat like I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper Spell check in effect, my rhymes comes corrected So bring your champion out, run your race stake your claim and collect it Like Greg Lougainous, gay and famous He gets the gold, like Amays amazes --- You're a Champion - 2 Skinnee J's