Outside

Sunshines, are you outside? I am a simpleton by choice not speaking to hear my voice Sunshines, why are you sleeping? Gotta get outside Cover the ground on foot Not hitting around your spur Over the river and trough the woods I've come this far to bring in the goods I get high, even when I don't try Let 'em pass by with a wink to the eye I reserve the right to be stoned, I reserve the right to take it To collect them sums, I have the right Don't try to be, there's really no point in you biting me I'm glad to see that it's easy for me to be an MC Let me tell you a little story Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool, man So I tried to play Kotter and make things cool And I said, ?Just let him smell you, hold out your hand? He reached it on out and then bam He bit him, he bit him so fuckin' hard Blood was steady gushin' all over my back yard I kept apologizin', I felt so fuckin' bad The dude was so cool, he didn't even get mad He said, ?Man, don't sweat it, that's the dog's meaning? Took some Neosporin and went back to his cleaning Thought I had a dream or else it was a movie Your mind can have a joint easy like jungle boogie 600 dollar freebie and I gots my job Would you mind? Come but I gots my dog Come, you can foam the water with the bone I wanna tell my mom, ring her on the phone Cherry popsicle, icy, cold, freezing Loves on his gums now that he is teething Got a wee-wee pass, lay them by the door Nasty little shits, he dropped them on the floor Sunshines, are you outside? I am a simpleton by choice Not speaking to hear my voice Sunshines, why are you sleeping? Gotta get outside --- Outside - 311