It's a Shame

Well my daddy was a saint My momma was a sinner Papaw was an old freight train Well my uncle liked huntin' and the other liked fishin' Lord and my aunts nearly drove em insane Yeah my brothers a hero My sisters an angel And I never meant to cause em no pain Yes and I am a drinker and I'm also a thinker And I think that's a damn crying shame Just like it's a shame to see a woman Who's white trash and pretty It's a shame to see a truck that don't run It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money It's a shame I ain't having no fun It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool It's a shame that I'm going through hell It's a shame I've been drinking And it's a shame I've been thinking But I'm bored so I might as well sing Yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he Well my dog ate my loveseat My cars a lemon I've got two left feet and no thumbs I'm unambidextrous I'm uncoordinated I'd count my blessings if I had some Or at least that's the way it feels On them old dreary days Rain falling down from the sky I'll give you these last parting words of my wisdom They ain't much but I reckon I oughta try To tell y'all that it's a shame to see a woman Who's white trash and pretty It's a shame to see a truck that won't run It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money It's a shame I ain't having no fun It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool It's a shame that I'm going through hell It's a shame I've been drinking And it's a shame I've been thinking But I'm bored so I might as well sing Yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he