She's A Girl And I'm A Man

She said she didn't understand And so she guessed he was deep She swore he'd never been to college And was too tall to be So as she led him to the slaughter Thinking she'd be laughing last Now the lady in the question is his better half She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen She don't care who, why, where I've been She's got a right to be With all that's wrong with me But she doesn't want to understand That she's a girl, and I'm a man He thought that women and drink would make a man out of him But the extent of his studies left a jaded man So as she led him to the altar, he was easily led And when they asked him if he did Wwell then this is what he said She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen She don't care who, why, where I've been She's got a right to be With all that's wrong with me But she doesn't want to understand That she's a girl, and I'm a man Well she's a girl, and I'm a man She's a girl, and I'm a man She's a girl, and I'm a man She's a girl, and I'm a man She's a girl, and I'm a man She's a girl She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen She don't care who, why, where I've been She's got a right to be, with all that's wrong with me But she doesn't want to understand That she's a girl, and I'm her man Every time she's near me She gives me any reason to be alive Try to get right Yeah, she looks right through me She says you're not cool You're just like me You're a stupid man Get over here, hold my stupid hand She's all right, yeah You wouldn't understand Sister is a man fan She's gotta be the stupidest girl I've ever seen She don't care who, why, where I've been She's got a right to be With all that's wrong with me But she doesn't want to understand That she's a girl, and I'm a man --- She's a Girl and I'm a Man - Lloyd Cole