Whip In My Valise

when I met you you were just sixteen pulling the wings off flies when an old lady got hit by a truck I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes your sadistic suits my masochistic and theres a whip in may valise on yeah who taught you to torture? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? who taught ya? describe the special punishment room over my garage, theres a whipping post, a vertical beam you have to be in charge I payed a packet for a new straight jacket and theres a whip in my valise oh yeah you put my head into the stocks and then you went to choose a cane but hey your cat has got nine tails you like to leave me lame I can't thank her, my Sunday Spanker there's a whip in my valise oh yeah who taught you to torture? who taught ya? --- Whip in My Valise - Adam Ant and Adam and the Ants