Glue Your Eyelids Together

I looked in the public room He was reading a book, With only one page Asked him his age Said he was fine His hearing's not as good as mine Glue your eyelids together Your eyelids together Glue your eyelids together Your eyelids together She was a neat piece Handy with a smack We were walking front to back Never the less She was a mess A last ditch effort is always the best I saw him once again He was playing a game, With only one piece He bent over to the left I kicked the table hard I must confess She throws things out, She doesn't want people to see She vacuums it up It's never enough Can't take a step without falling down It's always the same No one to blame Her position to His position His position to Her position