I Don't Even Know Your Name

Well I was sitting at a roadhouse down on Highway 41 You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done I knew you didn't see me I was in a corner booth Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name. I'm in love with you baby I don't even know your name I've never been too good at all those s*xual games So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name So I ordered straight tequila a little courage in a shot And I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot I got a little wasted Yeah I went a little far But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car The last thing I remember I heard myself say I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name I'm in love with you baby I don't even know your name I've never been too good at all those s*xual games So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name The next thing I remember I was hearing wedding bells Standing by a women in a long white lacy veil I raised the veil she smiled at me without her left front tooth And I said where the Hell am I and just who the Hell are you? She said I was your waitress And our last name's now the same 'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name Yeah I'm married to a waitress I don't even know her name I've never been too good at all those s*xual games I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name Get me out of here! --- I Don't Even Know Your Name - Alan Jackson