Not the Doctor

I don't want to be the filler if the void is solely yours I don't want to be your glass of single malt whiskey Hidden in the bottom drawer and I don't want to be a bandage if the wound is not mine Lend me some fresh air I don't want to be adored for what I merely represent to you I don't want to be your babysitter You're a very big boy now I don't want to be your mother I didn't carry you in my womb for nine months Show me the back door Visiting hours are nine to five and if I show up at ten past six Well, I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor I don't want to be the sweeper of the egg shells that you walk upon And I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two I don't want to be your food or the light from the fridge on your face At midnight, hey What are you hungry for? I don't want to be the glue that holds your pieces together I don't want to be your idol See this pedestal is high and I'm afraid of heights I don't want to be lived through A vicarious occasion Please open the window Visiting hours are nine to five and if I show up at ten past six Well, I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor I don't want to live on someday when my motto is last week And I, I don't want to be responsible for your fractured heart And it's wounded beat and I don't want to be a substitute for the smoke you've been inhaling Well, what do you thank me What do you thank me for? Visiting hours are nine to five and if I show up at ten past six Well, I already know that you'd find some way to sneak me in and oh Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom You see it's too much to ask for and I am not the doctor --- Not The Doctor - Alanis Morissette