Department of Youth

We're in trouble all the time You read about us all in the papers We walk around and bump into walls - a blind delegation And we ain't afraid of high power We're bullet proof And we've never heard of Eisenhower Missile power, justice or truth We're the Department of Youth Your new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth Just me and youth We talk about this whole stupid world And still come out laughing We never make any sense But hell that never mattered But we'll make it through our blackest hour We're living proof And we've never heard of Billy Sunday Damon Runyon, manners or couth We're the Department of Youth Your new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth Just me and youth We're the Department of Youth The new Department of Youth We're the Department of Youth We've got the power We're the Department of Youth And who gave it to you? Donny Osmond! What?! --- Department of Youth - Alice Cooper