A Waste of Money

I wanted to et Some new girlfriends, So I went and bought A Mercedes Benz. A waste of money! Eight thousand bucks down the drain. I thought the girl Would get wild and reckless, So I bought cultured pearls And a diamond necklace. A waste of money! That cost me four thousand more. They were returned, I got no girls. They repossessed Both the car and pearls. I styled my hair Just like Cary Grants. Bought a pair Of those tight new pants. A waste of money! Household Finance took my pants. The female gender, I just don't get it. Just when I'm out Of both cash and credit I found a honey! And this is what's funny, She don't need my money, She works for Household Finance. --- A Waste of Money - Allan Sherman