Me Plus One

It's time to tell my story of a girl I used to know Always cried into her pillow under pinups on the wall She didn't make Italia Conte didn't get that TV show Then a nice man said he'd help her with a new portfolio Missus be Missus E Missus A-you-T Missus I Missus F-you-L I'm gonna reach the top I ain't ever gonna stop and I'm sure gonna ring your bell Missus D Missus I Missus F-F-I Missus see Missus you-L-T If ever there's a girl that could rock your world Then that girl sure is me (right!) (Chorus) So the fun won't start til she's living it up feeling good on top of the pops Can you make it me plus one? Dress falls down at the aftershow She breaks down in the video Think you'll find it's me plus one Now this wannabe seniorita met a group of likely girls Traded posters and the voxpops for jetting round the world But it didn't make her happy and now she flies alone The wrong pictures in the paper and no one back at home The people around you won't tell you how it is Don't you think it's gone on long enough? Take a look at yourself Get out of the car You know it's time you've got to let it go