Land of the Dead

A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne In the land of the dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the overlord of the underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the land of the dead I'm darkside royalty I'm foreign out in the underground And you can't take that from me Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow! Oow! Cerberus my lap dog is loyal as can be My bed is made of skulls; I'm in the lap of luxury I've got a Dragon's Blood jacuzzi; the Gorgons think it's cool And a seven-headed Hydra livin' in my swimmin' pool In the land of the dead Heck boy, ain't it grand? I'm the overlord of the underworld Cause I hold Horror's Hand In the land of the dead I'm darkside royalty I'm foreign out in the underground And you can't take that away from me No you can't take that from me