I Don't Like

I can eat pork until the cows come home And cheese like it's going out of style but it's not I like just about every type of vegetables I like raisins and nuts and seeds and olives and pickles and fruit and beef and bread But I don't like salmon I jump from a plane with a parachute Scuba to the ocean floor Driven super fast in a racing car I've bungee jump and zip-lined, I've crossed roped bridges over raging rivers But I don't like those spiny rides I can fly my very own airplane And I've been to the summits of mountains I've been to the top of the CN tower I can work on a ladder, I can climb a tree, I can look out the window of a really tall building But if I stand close to the edge of a railing or up on a roof or something, I realize I don't like heights so much --- I Don't Like - Barenaked Ladies