What a Good Boy

When I was born They looked at me and said What a good boy What a smart boy What a strong boy And when you were born They looked at you and said What a good girl What a smart girl What a pretty girl We've got these chains Hanging 'round our necks People want to strangle us with them Before we take our first breath Afraid of change Afraid of staying the same When temptation calls We just look away This name is the hair shirt I wear And this hair shirt is woven from your brown hair This song is the cross that I bear Bear with me Bear with me Bear with me Be with me tonight I know that it isn't right But be with me tonight I go to school I write exams If I pass if I fail if I drop out Does anyone give a damn? And if they do They'll soon forget 'Cause it won't take much for me To show my life ain't over yet I wake up scared I wake up strange I wake up wondering if anything in my life Is ever gonna change I wake up scared I wake up strange And everything around me stays the same It's the hair shirt I wear And this hair shirt is woven from It's woven from your brown hair This song is the cross that I bear Bear with me Bear with me Bear with me Be with me tonight I know that it isn't right But be with me tonight I couldn't tell you I was wrong Chickened out grabbed a pen and a paper Sat down and I wrote this song I couldn't tell you That you were right So instead I looked in the mirror Watched TV, laid awake all night We've got these chains Hanging round our necks People want to strangle us with them Before we take our first breath Afraid of change Afraid of staying the same When temptation calls, yeah This name is the hair shirt I wear And this hair shirt is woven from It's woven from It's woven from hair This song is the cross that I bear Bear with me Bear with me Bear with me Be with me tonight And when I was born They looked at me and said What a good boy What a smart boy What a strong boy And when you were born They looked at you and said What a good girl What a smart girl What a pretty girl, yeah, yeah --- What A Good Boy - Barenaked Ladies