The Brouhaha

What the blood clot, I rap a lot What you gonna do when the beat goes drop? What you talking bout Willis, who's the illest? You know my name is Adam, stop calling me Phyllis You hear some fuss, you're like what's the clamor? It's just me naked on the cover of Glamor A phenomenon, pandemonium The club is blowing up like plutonium What's all the fanfare, what's the to-do? We're known to bring the hullabaloo On stage or at the spa, guaranteed we bring the brouhaha 'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha) There's a commotion that's going down I talk more trash than Drown the Clown 'Cause I'm like that freak from Cirque du Soleil With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four Get up on the mic and I'ma even the score One, two, three, three, t-two, one Don't carry a knife and I don't carry a gun We be makin' mountains out of Cool Whip Pass me the mint for the julep Tell me everybody, where is the love? Hey, no-no-no-no-no-no, ha ha ha 'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha) Communicator check, one-two-one-two This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu Set your forehead to warp factor one Check your tri-corder, set your phaser to stun Oh mais oui, you can catch me at Jon Vie with a pastry You say, si c'est bon, oh n'est-ce pas? Qu'est-ce-que le brouhahaha, ha ha ha ha! Just got back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin' Going roar, roar with the dungeon dragon You can dance if you want to, leave your friends behind But if they don't dance and they won't dance they can kiss my oh-oh, ah-ah 'Cause it's a brouhaha ('cause it's a brouhaha) --- The Brouhaha - Beastie Boys