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Intro to Dungeon Mastering

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I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb I just hope that I don't kill ya I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this room I just want you to have some fun Roll call! Who's the team gonna roll those D Half elf druid just turned 18 Dragonborn Bard with no AC Gonna have to help em with an NPC Gonna have to train em to move safely Gonna have to hook them hard and move them fast if we ever wanna change the scene That's on me, DM Beef Dungeon Master to my shock Hit perception, hear that knock Do a little work? dude I punch the clock And whatnot, know I got Battle maps and some Vis-a-vis Looking up stats for the enemies And keeping track of your HP I was gonna have yall explore, the lost mine of phandelver But I could tell you wanted more, and were down for whatever And so I crafted up my own lore, a customized adventure But ask me what's the name of that dwarf? I simply can't remember So I'm not great with names and with numbers I might be worser And I might do a voice or two, but you shouldn't expect matt mercer Click on the cursors to finding some treasures to give to the members who reach level 2 Rules may be shitty but Beefy take pity, Yo you having fun is what I want to do I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb I just hope that I don't kill ya I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this room I just want you to have some fun As you make your way through the swamp you come across an otherwise abandoned town You see a light from a shack all the way in the back and you hear a kind of Kobald sound Say that you wanna sneak, take a look at your sheet, make a roll to see if you gon live It says 23? They all think you're a tree, It's time to roll initiative Got Necromancers bringing demons from the darkest hells Don't forget to mark your slots though, not my job to track all your spells Fip and dive and try and strive to defend against a unarmed strike Players new and old all know sometimes you gotta blame the dice Sorry in this setting you can't shift into a dinosaur Save a disaster, talk to your caster about fireball Everything the bard says doesn't have to be a metaphor Your skills combining it got ya shining brighter than a Megazord Best adventurers in this kingdom Roll die, decide on your victim Starting now the futures unwritten Tell tiamat to come get some Take heed of all that I say All winners playing this game No doubt could do this all day Come on over baby let's play I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this tomb I just hope that I don't kill ya I'm a noob, it's true But so is each and every one of you, in this group But I'm here working for you Set you up with some loot And everything that you might wanna do, in this room I just want you to have some fun --- Intro to Dungeon Mastering - Beefy

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Keith Moore

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The Adventures of Beef Thompson: Provisional License Exam

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Beefyness.com

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October 27, 2020

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