The Best That I Got

(New millennium, pump this in your jeeps) This is for all y'all out there That ever dealt with somebody (Pump this in your jeeps) Who lyin' fakin' cheatin' Stealin' creeping, B-Sin' (Pump this in your jeeps) I got this thing called the lie detector Two tea-spoons and they're bound to tell the truth (Pump this in your jeeps) Listen You told me, that I was your fantasy yeah You said that we would practice monogamy So I became a freak under the sheets Put his ass to sleep creeped into the kitchen And got the remedy it's called the lie detector I slipped it in his drink I brought it to his bedside And said take a sip of this and don't think You won't believe what happened When he sipped the lie detector Looked into his eyes Asked him where you been? He said it's no surprise Cause I've been with my ex girl Why'd you tell me the truth? He said you wanted to hear the truth Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector I thought he loved me but he loved her So I'm kind of glad he took the lie detector Now I know the truth so you can get the boot Man you have to you have to you have to go mami Tie up tie up tie up clothes yeah End of end of end of the road Once you find out you gonna light up She told you Baby let's get married Always been faithful Let's spend eternity So he became a freak under the sheets Put her ass to sleep Creep into the kitchen Got the remedy It's called the lie detector Slipped it in her drink Brought it to her bedside And said take a sip of this and don't think You won't believe what happened When he gave the lie detector Picked up the pager numbers Said who's called sixty-nine? She said don't be surprise Cause it's been your best friend He looked and swallow his pride Felt like crying, but guys don't cry Sometimes he wished he never gave her a detector But thought she loved him, but she loved his best friend But now he's kind of glad she took the lie detector He found out the truth so he gave her the boot Now to all the women in of the country It ain't my fault If the girl ain't want for love me Truly want to meet me Kind of girl that want to Too many girls they sugar They want to kiss me Anyway my life is sweet My girl is neat I know the streets Girls jumping at my feet Well my brides are few Oh I see we don't defeat From your lovin' girl is but a treat If you got a need for some prescriptions (Baby it's all up to your expectations) Make sure that it's with communication (Look out for your man cause he put down the foundation) Don't want to find yourself asking how did this happen (Ma just shows my love is not open) Friday the thirteenth went to the movies (Baby hurry up and get goofy) You won't believe what happened When he sipped the lie detector Looked into his eyes Asked him where you been? He said it's no surprise Cause I've been with my ex girl Why'd you tell me the truth? He said you wanted to hear the truth Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector I thought he loved me but he loved her So I'm kind of glad he took the lie detector Now I know the truth so you can get the boot You won't believe what happened When he gave the lie detector Picked up the pager numbers Said who's called sixty-nine? She said don't be surprise Cause it's been your best friend He looked and swallow his pride Felt like crying, but guys don't cry Sometimes he wished he never gave her a detector But thought she loved him, but she loved his best friend But now he's kind of glad she took the lie detector He found out the truth so he gave her the boot Hey you have to you have to you have to go mami Tie up tie up tie up clothes yeah End of end of end of the road Once you find out,ya gonna light up You have to you have to you have to go mami Tie up tie up tie up clothes yeah End of end of end of the road Once you find out you gonna light up New millennium R&B meets the Caribbean About to take over the world --- The Best That I Got - Beenie Man