A Couple Of Song And Dance Men

In us you see a couple of song and dance men I'm the song I'm the dance For laughter, joy and happiness, we're advance men With a song And a dance I sing for my supper I dance for my lunch I croon when the landlord comes around For miles around the women and children pass out cold When my voice hits the air And my feet hit the ground Last night Out in the moonlight I came to serenade A very pretty maid I sang her to sleep with "Asleep in the Deep" That always makes them collapse I saw her eyes close, then she started to doze But she arose when I sounded taps Which goes to show what women will do when we're around And my voice hits the air And my feet hit the ground --- A Couple of Song and Dance Men - Bing Crosby