Hooker Jon

Come up from the tub awhile Look like a four eyed gig from Australia You're like a wine-soaked vicars genitalia You'll be a sloth like a crook that Likes to fail to persevere Give me a boat Bermuda tricycle, I disappear Watch what you say 'Cause we'll leave you in the woods Near the horse And we'll leave you there naked Let nature take its course Hooker you think that I'm a Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a hooker And you're trying to book her Everybody's wrong, about what turns me on He thinks that I'm a hooker She thinks that I'm a Jon Okay Been driving all night and day Just trying to find Route 66 All we found was a couple teenage boys Trying to sell their dicks Ate four thousand, four hundred and forty eight Flintstones Kids to get my fix We can dock the foreskin so we get a real viscous mix When the first son to tether I'm gonna give him LSD and see what he says Then toss him to his mama And then suck on some breast Hooker you think that I'm a Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a hooker And you're trying to book her Everybody's wrong, about what turns me on He thinks that I'm a hooker She thinks that I'm a Jon Okay You're like a hoodoo fan I mean old, meal and rot You're like the prince of darkness Doing patty cakes in the pig sty You'll be watching re-runs of Wheel Of Fortune When apocalypse comes Your brain 'll be expanding When God's kingdom comes You're like a retarded Isaac Newton In Johnny Appleseed's mind Got a concussion from an apple Making pills in a nine to five grind Hooker you think that I'm a Jon As I'm moving on Jon, Jon, you think that I'm a hooker And you're trying to book her Everybody's wrong, about what turns me on He thinks that I'm a hooker She thinks that I'm a Jon --- Hooker Jon - Black Lips