Million Dollar Bash

Well, that big dump blond With her wheel in the gorge Turtle, that friend of theirs With his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk With his cheese in the cash They're all gonna be there At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Everybody from right now Go ever there and back The louder they come The bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream Don't forget to flash We're all gonna meet At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Well, I took my counselor Out to the barn Silly Nelly was there She told me a yarn Then along came Jones Emptied the trash Everybody went down To that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Well, I'm hittin' it too hard My stones won't take I'm get up in the mornin' But it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye Then push and then crash But we're all gonna make it At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash Well, I looked at my watch I looked at my wrist Punched myself in the face With my fist I took my potatoes Down to be mashed Then I made it over to That million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee Ooh, baby, ooh-ee It's that million dollar bash --- Million Dollar Bash - The Band and Bob Dylan