(In the beginning)
(God created the heavens and the earth)
(Then He created the waters and the land)
(And then He created man)
(But man degenerated and descended)
(Into the black hole of making bad music)
(So a darkness fell all around)
(Only He could know of the storm that was coming)
(The hurricane that was brewing)
(Yes, there was something wrong, something missing)
(There was no rock music)
(So He sent an angel)
(And out of the mist, that angel came)
(He wore boots, blue jeans)
(And a baseball cap)
(He had a big old smile like a welcome mat)
(How cool is that?)
(Then all the world went silent and they looked up)
(Because they all wanted to hear what he had to say)
(And after a moment's silence, he said)
Let there be guitar
Drums, bass, piano
Let there be a kick ass, kick ass rocking band
Let's go
Oh oh
Oh, yeah
Alright
Hey, if you're looking for some, turn the music on
And let's light a real big fire
If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass
We'll raise the roof a little bit higher
If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush
Gotta go against the grain
If you're here for the show and you're ready to go
Let's ride this crazy train
If you like some kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love some kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
Oh yeah
If you want the good back in the good times
Get the grease back in your gears
Come on, bang your drum and make your guitar strum
Put the buzz back in your beer
If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing
Turn the tunes on up to ten
If you had a long, hard day, you need to get away
It's time to rock and roll again
If you want some kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
Ah, that's right
Kick ass
Oh, yeah
Oh, let's go
Oh, if you like kick ass rocking music
Make some noise and clap your hands
If you want some kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band, yeah
Kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
If you can't play a lick, just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word, bring your friends
The whole wide world is joining in
If you love some kick ass rocking music
We're a kick ass rocking band
(Oh oh oh)
Oh, yeah
(Oh oh oh)
(Oh oh oh)
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Oh oh oh)
Everybody say
(Oh oh oh)
Come on, spread the word
(Oh oh oh)
Bring all your friends
(Oh oh oh)
Come on, join hands
(Oh oh oh)
And join a kick ass rocking band
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Kick Ass - Bryan Adams
