Super Skier

Well, they called him Super Skier As he sat around the sun-deck, For he swore that he would never take a spill When they finally took him down They had to use three toboggans To carry all the pieces down the hill [Chorus] He was comin' down that slope Goin' ninety miles an hour When he caught an edge of his ski Well, his clothes, they were fast, But the slopes, they were faster That's the last of Super Skier we shall see Well, he hollered, "What the hell!" As he put 'em parallel He figured there was nothing else to learn (Oh, no...) And as he started on his way, He was shoutin', "Andele!", Assuming that he'd never have to turn. Well, he was slippin' down that slope Goin' ninety miles an hour When a mogul flipped him in the air His jumping form was fine Until he ran into that pine, And two one-legged skiers left from there [Chorus] When he left that tree at last, He was moving twice as fast Both halves were skimming Moguls like a feather He said, "If I must be A split personality, How can I ever keep my knees together?" One ski was headed east, And the other headed west, 'Cause both of them, you see, Were running freer And folks up on Little Nell Looked up, scared as hell, Said, "It's a bird." "No, it's a Plane." "It's Super Skier!" [Chorus] Now the moral of my story Though my story's kinda gory Is very simple even to a dope You buy the fastest clothes you can, Then talk skiing like a man, But don't let people catch you on the slope! [Chorus] Well he was comin' down that slope Goin' ninety miles an hour When he caught an edge of his ski Well, his clothes they were fast But the slopes, they were faster That's the last of Super Skier we shall see That's the last of super skier we shall see! --- Super Skier - Chad Mitchell and Chad Mitchell Trio