The Return

Yo, it's the return of the, Gifted Gifter The secret Santa grab bag sifter The Grinch, sled hangin' off the ledge deadlifter The best thrifter, the tear jerker The Santa's little help employee-of-the-year worker The smile bringer, the joy inside the child lingers The boy inside the crowd proud, he's a loud singer The whole choir, the bow tier The snowplow and the snow tires, the coat buyer The, "Oh, you shouldn't have her," the Birkin bagger The Gifted Rapper, they told me it's the thought that counts But really it's the count that matters Accountin' hacker, bank amount countin' backwards a thousand smackers It's the return of Kris Kringle, the piss singles, that shit tingles Sendin' checks twice 'cause the name's on the list wrinkle My chips Pringle, my chips bingo My green mingle, your green mean slow It's the young born again, good hood ornament With a little chicken like a Cornish hen, Amazon orderin' Cohiba importer of Evergreen water in Wrappin' all night, will he ever bring the chorus in? Fireplace bright like I threw ten menorahs in Ten more kinaras and whole fuckin' forest then I buy the doll in the mall that the store is in I hide the presents in the dresser in the drawer it's in My dawg doin' moves, he said this shit is on the floor again Feds was on his trail but he got fifty names in Oregon I bought cases bigger than the suits that you see Lori in James still sittin' but I'm sendin' a DeLorean Look it's Mister Christmas Bonus Mister Made His Brothers Bands, Mister Nicholas Jonas Mister Big Cojones but bigger heart, that's where the homeless home is The Home Alone kid It's the return of Kevin McCallister, the Swiss Mister The Hot Chocolate Mixer that gets pictures And big, big cousin misser, the quick fixer The Wizard of Oz, big blizzard, the big gifter --- The Return - Chance The Rapper