The Ding Dong Daddy of the D Car Line

The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time He reaped a little more than he could sow Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know He could not restrain himself when he saw A nice caboose Say Ding Say Dong That Ding-Dong Daddy he did Sixteen women wrong The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul Lonely women flocked to him and he Loved them all The train went in the tunnel in the Dark he proposed The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose The ladies got together and decided They'd been had This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man We've got to give you credit we was Happy for a time But you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line Say Ding Say Dong That Ding-Dong Daddy he did Sixteen women wrong