No s*x

[Chris Rock Intro] Goodevening Class of 1999 I have One piece of advice for you no Matter what a stripper tells you There is no s*x in the champagne Room Oh there's Champagne in the champagne Room but you don't want Champagne you s*x in the Champagne room Don't go to parties with metal detectors Sure it fells safe inside but what about All those mutherfucka's waitin outside wit Guns they know you ain't got one if a women Says she's twenty and she looks sixteen she's Twelve if she tells you she's twentysix and Looks twentysix she's damn near 40 take off That silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have Possible committed all those crimes Coolio did Some of that shit young blackman if you go to The movie theater and someone steps on your foot Let it slide why spend the next twenty years in Jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread Ain't nothin wrong wit that no matter what you think Of what I'm saying remember this one thing there's No s*x in he champagne room [Gerald Lervert] Uhh No s*x in the champagne room No s*x in the champagne room No s*x in the champagne room No s*x in the champagne room No s*x in the champagne room No s*x in the champagne room Abosolety postively no s*x in the champagne Abosolety postively no s*x in the champagne [Chris Rock] If a homeless person has a funny sign He hasn't been homeless for that long A real homeless person is too hungry To be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue She'll probably suck you dick if a guy has A pireced tongue he'll probably suck you dick Here's a harascope for everyone Aquarius your going die Capricorn your going die Gemini your going die twice Leo your going die Scorpio your going die fuckin No one go's to hooters for wings If you been datinga man for four Months and you haven't met any of His friends your not his girlfriend Some of the things I've said may not Apply to you some of the things I may Have said may offened you No matter who you are yo must Remember this one thing no matter What a stripper says There is no s*x in the champagne room NONE! [Gerald Lervert] There's no s*x s*x in the champagne room There's no s*x s*x in the champagne room There's no s*x s*x in the champagne room There's no s*x s*x in the champagne room There's no s*x s*x in the champagne room Ain't get none can't have none, naa In the champagne room There is absolutely postively no s*x In the champagne room Na na say, no no ooow there ain't no s*x In the champagne room na na say na na Repeat until fade