Hey Hey We're The Junkies

Good evening, topping night cast A possible link between murder and music Hey, hey, we're the Junkies! Hey, hey, we're the Junkies! Sticky pages in Hello with Hopper as Nero on Rome See the social big guns going bang, bang, bang Hey, hey, we're the Junkies! Hey, hey, we're the Junkies! Hey, hey, we're the Junkies! No X-mas for Junkies Who put the U Who put the U Who put the U in the Wamba? So fashionably blue Crime never pays; heroes are handsome So fashionably blue Pretty children are popular, ugly children cynical So fashionably blue Mothers never work, single women always do So fashionably blue Politics doesn't exist, automobiles screech when they come to a stop So fashionably blue All problems are solved in slightly less than half an hour --- Hey Hey We're the Junkies - Chumbawamba