Audience Of One

Sunday nights that you want her Like velvet cake Sweetheart can bargain Half-price mistakes She will go down with her ship Like a good captain You're sitting on the dock Playing for an audience of one Pacing your apartment Linoleum floors Get a call from an old friend She never liked them before He will drive all over three lanes You sit tight, shotgun Windshield wipers Waving for an audience of one You came out from the country Wearing mamma's clothes You were born in the city Daddy's dominos You need a record you can move to Well we got one Drop the needle We are playing for an audience of one Drop the needle We are playing for an audience of one One gets all of you Two's jealous Three gets even less Four divides you up then you're left Pleasing all your guests Reach out your pointer finger And touch the globe Spin it round and where it stops You've got to pack your bags and go Land in the Mojave Desert Sing for the sun Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one One is the only way you're playing for an audience of one (ooh ooh ooh) --- Audience of One - Cold War Kids