Outside Woman Blues

If you lose your money Great God, don't lose your mind If you lose your money Great God, don't lose your mind And if you lose your woman Please don't fool with mine I'm gonna buy me a bulldog Watch my lady whilst I sleep I'm gonna buy me a bulldog Watch my lady whilst I sleep 'Cause women these days They're so doggone crooked That they might make off 'fore day creep Well, you can't watch your wife And your outside woman too You know you can't watch your wife And your outside women's too 'Cause when you're out with your woman Your wife will be at home Cooking your food, doing your dirt Buddy, what're you trying to do? You can't watch your wife And your outside women's too You know you can't watch your wife And your outside women, too When you're out with your woman Your wife will be at home Doing your dirt, cooking your food Buddy, what're you trying to do?