If The Jukebox Took Teardrops

If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that old car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every curl on a honky tonk girl Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me How long can a man keep goin' Like every day's his last I've paid off the rent and the government Maybe I could pay off the past If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that old car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every curl on a honky tonk girl Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me Wouldn't I be on easy street Livin' this life of mine I could keep right on till the hurt's all gone And it wouldn't cost me a dime If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free If that old car in the parking lot Drove home automatically If every curl on a honky tonk girl Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me If every curl on a honky-tonk girl Didn't start those memories Wouldn't it be a wonderful world For somebody just like me If the jukebox took teardrops And the whiskey was free