Drunk In A Band

Pat is the guy with a record shop And John sells fruit but wants to be a cop And Paul deals speed in a celtic top But I'm just a drunk in a band Joe does tele-sales and martial arts And Jim pushes patients 'round the public parks And Nancy makes sculptures out of Hoover parts But I'm just a drunk in a band Danny puts the cones on the motorway And Donna dances tables in her lingere And Jerry, Dave, and Billy, man, they're putting on a play But I'm just a drunk in a band Pat is the guy with a record shop And John sells fruit but wants to be a cop And Paul deals speed in a celtic top But I'm just a drunk in a band I could be a soldier, I could drive a van Guide rivers of paint into little red cans Walk rich folks dogs bring 747s in to land I'm just a drunk in a band --- Drunk in a Band - Del Amitri