Women Do Funny Things To Me

Doo do do do doo a doo do do do doo On a bareback camel I rode across Egypt Without water in the blistered sun And in Spain I stood calmly without even a cape And for the bull he was too tired to run Bound and tied a gagged and nailed in a barrel I went over Niagara oh yes But baby last night when you said you loved I turned into a quivering mess Cause women do funny things to me women do funny things to me I'm usually perfectly calm and collective and curious as I can be But ruby lips swingin' hips bitter minds tender sighs Pretty curls and flirty girls I see they do funny things to me Without a guide or a gun I went a huntin' Killed a tiger with my two bare hands Without a rope and barefooted I climbed Mount Everest And didn't even get a blister on my hand Through the Okefenokee I waded pass the gators And the snakes and skeeters and flies But baby last night when we started kissin' I said Lord I can't stand it I'm gonna die Cause women do funny things to me Without a dog or a sled I walked across the Yukon It was spring but it was forty below And when they began to plan for the moon Guess who volunteered to go Yes I'm always ready to show my courage and my extreme bravery But baby last night when you talked marriage you scared the living outta me Oh women do funny things to me Funny things to me doo do do do doo funny things to me