Wandering Eye

If the seeds that come for me are protecting your lie Why fight? Just come towards with forces, do it now! I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye Your wandering eye, your wandering eye, your Oh, sing it loud! Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it Oh, sing it loud! Ah! Oh, no, you've gone away! FETID HUMAN, RELEASE ME! Not so fast we need to get a few things clear We're going to need you to sign a truce, this is our lawyer Hello Ziltoid, this contract between us -You agree to join forces with the humans (Yes!) -You agree to not turn against the humans (Yes!) -At the end of the day, forthwith and without prejudice (Yes!) -You relinquish your command over to Captain Spectacular (OK!) -Very good, sign here here and here OKAY! Thank you very much do you mind if I use the bathroom for a moment? Not at all Yes, out in a jiffy! Silly humans, they free me, yet they do not know the depth of my evil Yes, I have something in mind for them, and the war princess Captain spectacular frees Ziltoid and an uneasy truce is born The battle's about to begin, the war about to commence Preparations for the alliance are now underway Ziltoid and the human army get their Collective poop in a great big shiny group The first order of business: beat that war Princess before she begins stage three of her attack! Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful! Something so crazy and dangerous No mere mortal dare utter the name of aloud unless They want their head to explode into tiny bulbous shards But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today's story We're just going to call it by the human translation Herman The Planet Smasher Now, don't pull any fast ones, Ziltoid You need to get that weapon of yours down here There's a lot riding on this trust I've got in you Don't let me down! Aye Aye captain poopypants Don't worry I shan't let you down, I'm on your side! Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he's only Too aware of the great danger of dealing with the Planet Smasher and just what it might bring --- Wandering Eye - Devin Townsend and Devin Townsend Project