Qualified

Looky here Better hurry up and check it out Looky here, looky here Your steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop Looky here, I'm ready to take care of business Have no fear, I'm already here I'll Tell you now (I'm qualified) You know that I'm qualified (You know that I'm qualified) Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown And your sharp skin ain't no badder than my Levis Jim The money you got, it ain't no better than a higher spending man's All I've got is a little bit of common sense I believe in my heart, the best e.d. is experience I'll tell you now (I'm qualified) You know that I'm qualified (You know that I'm qualified) You may find me in a project slum Be hanging out with all the skid row bums I may be sick and I may seem dumb That don't mean you know where I'm coming from Look out kid Just make a little room for Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand Your edu-ma-cation ain't no hipper than what you understand Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than a hot loving band I got the power to control I can see clean through your blind mole? And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified) You know that I'm qualified (You know that I'm qualified) Look at me, I'm filling up in class And you better watch out, I'm stepping up fast And I ain't a jacket on me, I've been hanging out in the projects Hangin' out with all you rednecks you rubbernecks and rejects --- Qualified - Dr. John