New Long Leg

You are No You are Let me see your knees Peas rolling A useless long leg Are you taking a photo Or drinking a bottle of water? You're a spoon pal, you are Doo-doo-doo Don't remember anyone, sorry Doo-doo-doo I ask you Sometimes like this Sometimes like this A useless long leg Will there be a hairdryer in my stateroom Or should I bring one? What about shampoo? Will we be able to have laundry done on the ship? And what are the prices? Are there some kind of reverse platform shoes That make you go into the ground more And make you reach a lower level? Never mind Would you choose a dentist With a messy back garden like that? I don't think so Doo-doo-doo Don't remember anyone I ask you Sometimes like this Sometimes like this A useless long leg Sunburnt chin A raw, drawn-on eyebrow You are No You are A useless long leg You are Doo-doo-doo Don't remember anyone, sorry Doo-doo-doo I ask you Sometimes like this Sometimes like this A useless long leg This new bloody big problem No more shared Sunday This absolutely huge fuck up