First One's Free

One for the money, two for the show Three for the claw shrimp, four for the flow Penny Arcade where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap My favorite place of high hopes and shame For millions who visited Tycho and Gabe Tycho and I like to drink til we're happy Smile and drunk dial both Twisp and Catsby Mad when it's drastic, crass with his tactics Plus you gotta add he's a tad sarcastic Gabe loves Jim Lee, he's taking him hostage For one thousand Krispy Kremes stacked in the office Tycho's reserved like a pro politician His policy's cautiously optimistic Gabe jumps in and he wants to battle me But I walk away, he's a shark with analogies One for the money, two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny Arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap One for the money, two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny Arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap Rewind a little, I'm taking it back To the drop in this track or a claw shrimp attack Just like a crawdad that almost has hands But they're deep in the ocean and as big as a man My d20 die is for D&D guys Except for the one that smelled like french fries But F-dog is pimp, juice with no squeezy I gots the gin, he makes jeezy for reezy Tracking down lines passing calculus fine So take the derivative for fruit f***er prime Enemies receeeeive a Kerrigan beating Or a cease and desist from American Greetings Here's what to send if you ever lack options Ten thousand dollars in the name of Jack Thompson Here's four words for the haters and scrubs Doctor, Raven, Darktalon Blood, what One for the money, where two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny Arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap One for the money, where two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny Arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap Stand Up This one's for: c64 This one's for: US, UK This one's for: I'm int eighty This one's for The youngest female to lead a clan army Your whole LAN party owned by Annarchy The rainbow and pony case mod stand Hail to the champ of the 1000 man LAN World of Warcraft send the sparks flying I rep for the guilds with skills on Dark Iron My hardcore crew's got Star Wars moves The Samurai rules with a cardboard tube Tycho prevailed in the last stand off It's time Gabe claimed back the pac-man watch Hey it's int eighty, the kernel emcee I love Penny Arcade, the first one's free One for the money, two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap One for the money, two for the show Three for the claw shrimp and four for the flow Penny arcade, where the first one's free The second one costs but the third one's cheap Thank you. Thank you I want to give a shout out to Jerry and Mike for everything they've done with Penny Arcade And really helping other people with programs like Childsplay Honorable mention for Christian Boggs as well for his contributions Big ups to my producer: c64. I'm int eighty Thank you very much! --- First One's Free - Dual Core