Hello (hello)
Allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shady
It's so nice to meet you (it's so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time)
I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shady
I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you)
Yeah
You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out?
Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatchet, the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
Attack-tack-tackin' a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes
Shorty, come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 44D and 40s with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back at ya
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And are you menstruating, baby?
My little friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wigglin'
And your booty's shakin' like Jell-O
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
Yeah
My equilibrium's off, must be the Lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people give me 'em
It just becomes everyday extra curriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
Fifty one people asleep in my damn livin' room
Excuse me, hun, but what was your name, Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we, um?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy, hun?
I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there doesn't seem to be one
No offense, baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3s, I'm fiendin' for some
My head is poundin' to the beat of the drum
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' the curtain for good
(Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word)
I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer gettin' them free, hundred bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to rustle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils
Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumblin' back
Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard somethin' go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm back
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you
To make my mood mellow?
Some are oval and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I don't mean any harm
All I wanted to do is just say hello
And so I'm saying hello (hello)
Allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shady
It's so nice to meet you (it's so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time)
I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shady
I never meant to leave you (I never meant to leave you)
Yeah, it's like starting over
Clean slate, uh
