Alcoholic

Ohh alcoholic Ohh real good liquor Ohh make you throw up Ohh make you clumsy Well... My pop had a party at the house one night On the last day of school and the food is all right We had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hill With four turntables and a reel to reel All the pretty women came, no ugly chicks All the stars came from the ritz The people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquor And they turn into a big screwdriver Well... My uncle is a 'holic' and he down a pound of whiskey ! With an eight for a chaser Spit it on the bouncer Bouncer kicked his ass And he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchen Now he's layin' in the gutter like a skid row bum Skid row bum style... Ohh alcoholic Ohh scotch and 800 Ohh make you scratch the record Ohh burn the spaghetti Well... I came home from school on a Monday I missed the radio reggae show I felt like a rude boy I could have slammed me a poseur Well... My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorway As he dribbled on the table when he started to say "you're not a rude boy, you're a lazy boy You should make like a tree and leave Make like a library and book Make like a roach and bug off" Ohh alcoholic you can't drive Before you crash and go to jail --- Alcoholic - Fishbone