Jack Ass Brigade

Get off the bus and I caught myself running Into the truck stop at three in the morning Oh shit And you thought you had time to take a dump Drop the kids off at the pool Stepping out, doo doo, the bus done split Now you're asking around people for a ride They won't look you in the eye They just frown and turn thier heads to the side So on the side of the road with the will to survive And the nitty witty gritty And finally a kind soul gave me a ride And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me For really won't you look at me J.A.B. jackass brigade oh yeah J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah Jackass brigade, we got it made, not Even when it's freezing cold or icy hot J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah Whoa Stuck in the middle, you're trapped, no one knows where the gig is at No one even cares, they just keep looking at my head Finally we get around to the station Sneaking past the conductor And plus the fucking people really scared I'ma ducking and a dodgin' just to get to my destination at the train station where the guys are waiting for me Eee-hoo Just to tell me, eeee, what a jackass I can be Went through hell and high water to get back And all they do is laugh at me And the zoomings all around and the japanese are killing me For really won't you look at me J.A.B. jackass brigade oh yeah J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah Jackass brigade, we got it made, not Even when it's freezing cold or icy hot J.A.B. jackass brigade yeah From the frying pan into the fire We do it just so that the flames get higher I smell something burning, maybe it's my ass So I think I'll add just a little more gas Circus jerkus, some call it hocus pokus Running caddywampus but extremely focused If it wasn't for dreams and fantasy Too hard to laugh at yourself, so you're laughing at me --- Jack Ass Brigade - Fishbone