Carol Brown

Loretta broke my heart in a letter She told me she was leaving and her life would be better Joan broke it off over the phone After the tone she left me alone Jen said she'd never ever see me again When I saw her again, she said it again Jan met another man Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am Felicity said there was no electricity Emily, no chemistry Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow Carol Brown just took the bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll stick around He doesn't cook or clean He's not good boyfriend material Ooh, we can eat cereal You'll lose interest fast,, his relationships never last Shut up girlfriends from the past He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing Ooh Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir And got them to sing? (Ah) ooh ooh ooh, mm shut up (Ah) shut up girlfriends from the past Mimi will no longer see me Brittany, Brittany hit me Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me Carol Brown just took the bus out of town Love is a delicate thing, it can just float away on the breeze He said the same thing to me How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world He means he looks at other girls Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule This guy is a fool He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up I thought I told you to shut up (Ah) Mona, you told me you were in a coma (Ah) Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany (Ah) Mm Would you like a little cereal? Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends? Was it you Carol Brown? Was it you Carol Brown? Carol Brown just took the bus out of town But I'm hoping that you'll stick around Stick around Stick around Stick around Stick around